Lyric Pitch In On A Party Remix - White Bob

Lyric Song Pitch In On A Party Remix: Hey grandmayquot;yesyquot; you know how you asked me why don t I compose a song without any swearing in it well I tried Just sounds a bit fuckin boring grandma voice yquot;ooohyou filthy little turd! wash your mouth out with soap and water!yquot; Listen up peopleWhite Bob s here Drinkin weed and smokin beer Now hold on a secI got that mixed up Reason must be because I m pretty fucked Smoked quite a fair amount this afternoon Stunk out the whole houseeven my grandmas room She s in theresitting in her chair Stoned out her brain cells without a care I rolled up a joint and said try this shit She said White Bob watch your language Actually I wouldn t mind to give it a try But I m a little worried that if I do I might die That s nonsense I saidspark that shit up You ll prefer it to that ribena you ve got there in your cup She said alright then BobI might as well I ve not got long to live so what the hell Chorus And for sure You ve got yours I ve got mine s and we re balling So call up everybody Let s pitch in ona party for sure x2 Second verse So the next thing I did was get on the phone Cos I didn t wanna witness this funny shit on my own Called up some girls and said come on over My gran s about to smoke a joint the size of Folkestone and Dover They came round in an instantyesreally quick They said White Bob you really are a lunatic I said antre girlscome on right in We ll go up to my gran s room where the party can begin Grandma may I introduce you to Jade and Sam Come on in girlsand meet my gran Who are these disgusting tarts you ve bought in See they ve got hardly any clothes on their skin Get them out of here right away! But grandma if I do that they might think I m gay They ve only popped round just to say hello Don t have to stay for long and then they can go Chorus Third verse Now my gran seemed to agree with that last idea So lighting up her joint seemed like the right idea I sparked up that spliff and she was puffin away Oh she smoked that chronic just like Dr Dre I said to the girls do you wanna have some They said sure White Bob and we ll have some fun It wasn t that long till we all got high My gran looked so wasted even her glass eye Then both the girls they stripped off bare My gran was so stoned she didn t even care Then I got my dick out and in walked my dad oh shit music stops Then I got my dick out and in walked my dad And i ve got to admit he looked pretty man He said listen here sonwhat the hells going on I said what s it look like It s a threesome Chorus