Lyric The Weird Al Show Theme - Weird Al Yankovic

Lyric Song The Weird Al Show Theme: Ohthis is a story bout a guy named AlAnd he lived in a sewer with his hamster palBut the sanitation workers really didn t approveSo he packed up his accordion and had to moveTo a city in Ohio where he lived in a treeAnd he worked in a nasal decongestant factoryAnd he played on the company bowling teamAnd every single night he had a strangerecurring dreamWhere he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour creamBut that s really not important to the storyWellthe very next year he met a dental hygenistWith a spatula tattoed on her arm on her armBut he didn t keep in touchthen he lost her numberThen he got himself a job on a tater tot farmAnd he spent his life savings on a split level cave20 miles below the surface of the Earth of the EarthAnd he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwichFor what it s worthThen one day Al was in the foresttrying to get a tanWhen he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little manHe was caught in a bear trap and Al set him freeAnd the guy that he rescued was grateful as can beAnd it turns out he s a big shot producer on TVSo he gave Al a contract and what do you knowNow he s got his very own Weird Al Show!